Your cat avoids certain guests, asks weirdly pointed questions about where people are “really from,” and seems to have very firm opinions about who deserves a cuddle? An uncomfortable question might be creeping up on you: is your cat... racist? Before you panic or cancel every dinner party, let’s look at the signs that might expose a feline with seriously questionable views, and, most importantly, the fixes to keep them from becoming your living room’s resident pundit.

5 Signs Your Cat Has Some Seriously Problematic Opinions

Every cat is a little weird. But some behaviors should raise a flag.

1. They Watch Certain Guests... a Little Too Closely

Strangely, your cat completely ignores some visitors but suddenly turns into a hyperactive security guard around others. They track their every move, inspect their bags, and post up in the hallway with a suspicious glare. Spoiler: nobody’s come to steal the kibble.

2. They Immediately Announce: “I’m Not Racist”

Nobody asked. And yet they feel compelled to mention that “their vet is Black” or that they “love international cuisine.” A strange need to justify themselves for a cat who, in theory, should mostly be thinking about sleeping 17 hours a day.

3. They Ask Way Too Many Pointed Questions

Your cat loves social interaction... but only to ask: “So where are you really from?” Then, after a perfectly clear answer: “No, but like... really?” At this point, it might be time to have a little talk with them.

4. They’ve Developed Bizarre Theories About “This Is My Turf”

Lately, your cat has gotten very worked up about territory. The problem? They talk about “defending their space” while squatting a house someone else pays the mortgage on, and refusing to chip in a dime.

5. Their Preferences Follow Some Baffling Logic

One guest gets instant purrs and head bumps. Another gets a cold stare and a dramatic exit to the hallway. When your cat starts running a selective welcome policy, it might be time to step in.

How to Re-Educate a Racist Cat

Good news: cats can be dumb, but they’re rarely a lost cause.

Adopt a Different Feline Companion

A pair of cats with opposite coats can sometimes help your cat rethink their ridiculous certainties. Black, white, orange, tabby: in the end, they all fight over the exact same blanket.

Remind Them of Their Own Roots

Before judging others, your cat might want to remember they’re probably not a “purebred homegrown cat” either. Their ancestors crossed continents, conquered couches, and manipulated humans for centuries. A little humility wouldn’t hurt.

Diversify Their Social Circle

Invite friends from all walks of life. After a few sessions of chin scratches and treat handouts, your cat will quickly grasp a universal truth: Pets don’t have a color.

Swap Their Toys for Inclusive Mice

If they refuse a stuffed mouse purely because of its color, it’s time for a serious reckoning. Or an appointment with a feline therapist.

Conclusion: A Cat Should Judge Based on the Right Priorities

Letting a cat develop questionable opinions is a real risk. Today, they’re avoiding certain guests. Tomorrow, they might want to sort kibble by color or reserve a couch for “their own kind.” Let’s remember one essential rule: a cat should only judge humans on one truly important metric, their chin-scratching skills. And if you enjoy this kind of absurd scenario and hilariously useless-but-oddly-relevant cat advice, the world of Is My Cat Gay? and the rest of the series should be right up your alley.